this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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