found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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