if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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