Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
a search helicopter?!
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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