is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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