..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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