Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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