What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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