We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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