Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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