The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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