we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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