I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Boobs speak an international language.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize