Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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