I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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