dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
