if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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