He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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