Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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You. Win. At. Life.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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