Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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