I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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