She is in my trunk
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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