my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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