thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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