What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
This is the high leading the old right now
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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