you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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