you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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