Whod you bang
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The feeling are messing with the penis
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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