Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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