first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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