We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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