I must be too annoying 4 u.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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