Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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