Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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