I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This is my gift to your gina
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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