it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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