it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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