they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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