We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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