This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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