is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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