Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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