yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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