He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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