No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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