are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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