I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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