My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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