Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
foreskin is a definite game changer
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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