omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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