Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
