Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
