so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
